maybe this is why tony Soprano stayed so big

from CNN

Mafia suspect arrested during liposuction

So police in Italy posing as visitors to a hospital arrested 27 year old mafioso Domenico Magnoli who had just come out of anesthesia for liposuction on his thighs and tummy.

The police carried flowers and candy pretending to be patients. They did not, however, take off their uniforms so it was lucky that Magnoli was still groggy.

Since he was a fugitive this writer wonders why he wasn't in the clinic for face-altering surgery.

But fame has a price, right?