Fly The Friendly Skies? Not Anymore.

"Hi. I'm Barbara. Fly me."

"Hi. I'm Louise. Fly Me."

"Hi. I'm Ralph. Fly Me."

That was the tagline from a highly successful United Airlines television spot.

Well, it shows you how things have changed.

The flight attendants are no longer total biscuits, looking more like they eat lots of biscuits, and now it is no longer the friendly skies.

With the new wi-fi available on planes, flight attendants want filters so that patrons cannot look at porn.

We might as well say good bye too the Mile High Club as we know it.