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- A LITTLE - VERY LITTLE - ABOUT ME I've been watching movies since before I could walk and since I've retired from the big Insurance Industry after 38 years, I have watched more movies than I care to admit. Yet, people still come to me and say 'hey Mike, what's a good movie?' and of course I give my views. So I said to myself, self, you have a Blogger account. Create a new blog with movie reviews. And thus I do so now.
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Poetry
Khaye Cardenas - “The Woman's Silent Prayer” - Every woman's silent prayer.
Dragon Blogger - “Two Sides To Every Tale” - Poem about a man being wrongly accused and sentenced.
Dragon Blogger - “Why Does Mommy Cry?” - Emotional poem about parents fighting from the mind of a child.
Daisy Bookworm - “Breath” - A poem detailing the evils of wearing real, steel boned corsets for a woman.
exquisite corpse – “Great Is The Morning” – Collaborative Poetry.
Prose
Fiction
Jenn - “Worlds Apart (Chapter One)” - The first chapter of a multi-part story about a relationship doomed by the time in which it occurred.
Jennifer M Scott - “Dear God” - a woman writes a letter to god asking for her death.
Opinion / Non-Fiction / Non Fiction Rant
Harneet Singh - “Life with an Aim” - Today people are becoming more materialistic. They attach their aim of life with the materialistic things.
Amritbir Kaur - “The Yardsticks of Life - Success and Failure” - Is life measurable? Can we divide it into watertight compartments of success and failure? Find answers to these and much more...
About Writing
Khaye Cardenas – “Please Excuse Me I Am Writing Again” - The writer talks about the things that keep her from writing.
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Presenting the finest of the writer’s blogs by the bloggers who write them. Highlighting the top 5 posts as chosen by the December 26, 2008 WOOF Contest participants. We are back up and running! Want in to join the next WOOF? The next contest ends January 10. Submit a link to your best writing post of the last 2 weeks using the form at the bottom of this page. Participants, repost the winning link list within a week and you’re all set.
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Poetry
Dragon Blogger - “The Creature” - Random Twitter poem based on 8 words provided on twitter, was one of my better poems.
Dragon Blogger & Jennifer M. Scott - “A Lone Wolf’s Heart” - A co-authored poem created by Summerdragon80 and myself emailing back and forth.
Dragon Blogger - “Coming Out Of Your Cocoon” - Poem about transformation and starting life anew.
Daisy Bookworm - “The Words” - The power of one sentence to save a condemned soul.
Dragon Blogger - “Wash Away These Troubles” - Random Twitter poem about washing away your troubles in the rain.
Dragon Blogger - “Giving In To The Succubi / Chemical Reaction” - Two poems crafted from the same 9 random words, 1 light and 1 dark.
Dragon Blogger - “Patterns” - Poem about an artist painting.
Dragon Blogger - “Sunshine” - Poem about Nuclear Aftermath.
Jennifer M Scott - “Buck Shot” - Poem about getting their first buck.
Dragon Blogger - “The Lost Target” - Poem about an assassin who falls in love with his target.
Dragon Blogger - “The World At Nightmare's End” - Chaotic Poem that was titled via a contest, was originally untitled.
exquisite corpse – “Great Is The Morning” – Collaborative Poetry.
Prose
Fiction
H. Benjamin Petrie - “Gumdrop Coat” - Desiring a girl in a gumdrop green raincoat, leading up to a kiss.
Opinion / Non-Fiction / Non Fiction Rant
Mike Fried - “Ubiquity in My Town (with apologies to J. Joyce)” - A rant on Blackberries.
My Friend Gumby's Joke
Two contractors named Gumby and Holysmokes are installing siding on a house. Holysmokes would pull a nail out of his tool belt. If the pointy end faced toward the house, he would use it. However, if the pointy end pointed away from the house, he would toss it over his shoulder. Noticing this, Gumby walked over and said "What the hell are you doing, you idiot?!?" Holysmokes said "Those nails that I threw away are bad." To which Gumby replied "No, you absolute fool! Those nails are for the OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE!!!"
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Quotes To Chew On!!!!
Marge Simpson: Homer, do you want your son to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?Homer Simpson: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?Marge Simpson: Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!Homer Simpson: Now who's being naive?
The Simpsons (Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie [9F03]) 1992
Michael Corleone: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.Kay Adams: Do you know how naive you sound Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed!Michael Corleone: Oh. Who's being naive now Kay?
The Godfather 1972
The Simpsons (Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie [9F03]) 1992
Michael Corleone: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.Kay Adams: Do you know how naive you sound Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed!Michael Corleone: Oh. Who's being naive now Kay?
The Godfather 1972
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August 1, 1942 - August 9, 1995
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